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Monday, November 29, 2010

You know you're in SP COMPS 2012(T.E) if..

I had always thought of continuing this series when I wrote the previous two of SE and FE. After the reviews they got, the thought had to become reality. And its a long time since I wrote a fun timepass post like this. :P
After yesterday and all of the unexpected stuff that happened this sem, this is something the comps department would identify with.So here we go..

You know you're in SP COMPS 2012(T.E) if

1)You always have Nimkar as a reason for every responsibility you have to get out of. :P

2) If you are given ppts to make and technical papers to write as often as you would like to have a CAD-B.

3)If every code to be done in a practical, especially the TCS ones have to be copied by EVERYONE!!

4)If you find everyone in the class "actually" coding for WE!


5)If you hear the word client at least 5 times a day


6)If your assignments' submission deadline is always on a saturday, sunday or public holiday. :P


7)And the assignments aren't done at least before 2 weeks after the deadline.


8)Forget C++,java, C is the new in thing.


9)And segmentation fault is the most dreaded error you could ever get( why even rajnikanth can't escape that error  :P)

10) Finally the screeching voice troubles you no more.

11)You almost start packing your pillow and not to forget, your laptop into your bag as you're definitely not leaving college before 10.

12) And then you reach college to find, you've been chucked out of the lab even before you get your lappy out of your bag.

13) (Special addition after yesterday)You're definitely expecting the whole 140 marks in a paper to be out of your given syllabus and get out of the examination room laughing about it.

What a semester it has been and the next one is gonna be a hell of a semester as well.

Hoping to see you on the other side of the year,alive :P

Till then, wishing every one of the useless no-job-in-life souls who actually read this whole thing all the best for the exam season. :)

6 comments:

Unknown said...

Awesome one :D
Lol at 5 and 6 :D
And you are saved from the screeching voice for this sem, its going to be heard next sem again.. :P
And I toh had to hear it this sem too :P

Sumiran said...

Seriously awesome post :D
Truly... Infact EVERY point has such a story behind it!


1: is awesome :D. We've misused it so much for IEEE (hey does Soham read your blog? :P)

2: not true... just two ppts and two tpps (hey nice alliteration :P) the whole semester... just that the submission is asked for again and again as often as a cad-b craving :P

3: except for CN pracs.. people need to learn about re-factoring for next sem to survive :P

4: Yeah but many people had the unfair advantage of project partners :P... Im the only guy in TE comps who coded ENTIRE WE himself this sem :'(

5: so true :D. Client-Server is a part of my vocabulary referring to so many things these days :D

6: 4 times by JR and thrice by SND :D

7: 2 weeks after? Most of them not until term end... hell infact mera 32bit multiplication ka experiment technically still isnt checked :D

8: To be honest I loved C :)

9: Every semester brings a fresh memory of some or the other error:
Sem1: Syntax Error
Sem2: ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException
Sem3: NullPointerException
Sem4: OutOfStackMemoryException
Sem5: ofcourse the dreaded segfault :D

10: So true :D. @HP: No she isnt there next sem

11: Thats one reason I gave up on an 4.5kg awesome Alienware I was getting from US at 65K (>1 Lakh here) for a decent 2.2kg VAIO for 58K :P

12: Naah... I've always reached college on time ;)

13: Nopes... I'll make sure I read every Techmax appendix now :P. Its a gold mine out there!

Nisha... said...

hehe!! nice 1... lol at 7!!!
other highlights:
- huge display of class unity after 4 semesters over an evs-trip!
- being taught by a school teacher #RK
- hearing jokes a lot more worse than that of hp's :P
- adbms project of 3 hours with an A+ !! :) tht too with hp leaving for police stn and preeto's ramblings :D
- and then who can ignore.. 7 couples!!! :P

neelam said...

lol... nice one!!
Learnt a lot dis sem.... u know wat i mean!!!:P
n ya nisha 7 couples... =0

Preeti Ramaraj said...

@harsh: poor u, lucky us :P
@sumi: thank u! its too huge a comment for me to reply :P
@nisha: nice points, i forgot totally and its 8 couples! you've forgotten the new one!
@neelam: I know! :P happy we r alive after all that! and 8 it is :P

shruti said...

Awesome !!! you have covered everything so well :)
few more to go....
- u feel like banging ur 'matha ' somewhere wen u hear of automata!!

-labs resemble the virar locals and not to 4get printers the window seats :P

-losing an attendance sheet becomes a crime equivalent to that of a murder

-writing assignments half an hr b4 submissions !!!
wat a sem it was !! but yes surviving here becomes easier because of some bunch of good frnds around :)