Again its one of those days when I am writing a loooooooooooong post and I remember something interesting.Last year,we FEs had a week's holiday before the dreaded mechanics exam(that was a great thing for us who weren't accustomed to more than a day's holiday). Obviously,we weren't gonna study the whole week.So,two of my friends wrote sadiyal poems( i know first time usage,but I must tell the truth) and I must tell you they are Gods of PJ.And to give them competition, I also tried writing a poem of equal quality amd guess what,i got rating of 1.0 out of 1.0 for pj content by the PJ python himself(Cool name,no). Hope you dont lose your head trying to read all three though I must agree its an overdose.(note: The first one is mine ;) )Have fun!!!
kal exam hai mechanics
karna tha ruka hua statics
jisme kuch hilte nahi
aur karna tha dynamics bhi
jisme pheke bina rehte nahi
baal mere aadhe se jyada jad gaye yahi sochke
ki ball harsh ke sir pe girta hai
ya sumi ke car pe dent banaata hai
kya srk ke ne roof banayi jisme truss hi truss bana ho
ya koi building pe chad gaye
ye dekhne ball kahaan ho
belt friction mein khicham khichi karte karte thak gaye
ICR ko dhoondte dhoondte socho shaayad mar gaye
kutte ki poonch tedi kyon
shaayad uska resultant hai yun
chalte chalte phisal gaye to kya sochte hain hum
friction gayab ho gaya,shaayad mu ki value hai kam,
exam ki pehle raat isse jyaada pak ya paka nahi sakti,
sumiran aur harsh,agar yeh kaaphi nahi,to jalao tumhari batti
(and I actually did write this the night before the mechanics exam!!)
Yak, buffalo, kangaroo,
Chiken Tandoori, Dum Aalu,
Firefox hain bada Chaalu,
Uske updates main roz taalu.
Billi meri badi sayani,
Khaati chuhe, peeti paani,
Raat ko sunti thi kahani,
Jismain thi ek billi raani.
Din main main Mechanics padhta tha,
Raat ko Sumiran pakata tha,
Dopahar main kutte bhokte the,
Raat ko party karte the.
Ek din Chipkali ne macchar ko khaya,
Uss din main late nahaya,
Mera kutta bistar pe soya,
Aur muh main ek chewing gum chabaya.
Isse ghatiya kavita batao,
Khushi khushi Sumiran ko sunao,
Mujhe aur zyada mat pakao,
Meri tarah ab aap bhi soo jao.
And if you can still withstand one more ,the last sadiyal poem by the PJ python himself.
Raat ko mechanics padhta tha
Screwjack se jyaada Harsh ki gaali se ladta tha
Truss se mein latakta tha
Ek se ek chapter pe jhanda gaadhta tha
Truss mujhe sone nahin deta :|
De Alembert meri neend leke bhaagta
Sapne mein HBV aake do mark deta
Phir uthke mein NFS UC khelta
UC khelte khelte I realised
Blocks we consider in friction are particle sized
Then from my table I rised
And evolved into something unrecognised
I played till Chase Linh dies
And away Chou Hu flies
Till inspector Kerry cries
And the ending was really nice
Then I took up my textbook
And put in it a long look :|
One large read I took
And studied every corner and nook
Resultant ki parwah nahin ki
Jisko chahie usko equilibrium de di
Truss se teen members chori karwa li
And still kept studying the great me
Friction ko ghis diya
Belt Friction ko ghuma liya
Inclines ke upar bohot blocks ko accelerate kiya
Aur Bahut saare gotiyon ko ek doosre se thukwaya
Subah subah meine nashta jaldi khaya
Paper ke last aadhe ghante mein soya
P=1.62 nahin aane pe bahut roya
Phir Aashish aur Priyank ko NFS MW mein dhoya
If you are still alive,I look forward to your comments :P
